🧠 Booting Goofball v0.0.1
🔍 Diagnostic Summary
SYSTEM CHECK:
- Intelligence Module: Not Found
- Humility Driver: Missing
- Ego Level: 110% (Overclocked)
- Logic Board: Unavailable
(Out of stock since birth)
🕵️♂️ Recent Activity Log
[03:00]Tried to Google “How to close Google”[03:10]Sent email to himself, marked it as spam[03:30]Argued with ChatGPT — declared moral victory[04:00]Tried to download RAM — again
⚡ Security Threat Level: Mildly Dangerous
Goofball once clicked an ad that said: “Click here to install common sense.”
The install failed due to insufficient system requirements.
💡 Fun Facts About Goofball
- Believes “IP address” means saying sorry online
- Once hacked his own Netflix password, forgot it immediately
- Types “cd ..” hoping it gets him out of bad decisions
- Still thinks incognito mode hides him from the government
🛑 Conclusion
sudo uninstall goofball → Permission denied: he’s everywhere.</